I'll Never Be Happy

astrodickology:

Women: You always talk over me and-

Man: That literally never happens

(via winterwolff)

lmte:

excuse me, which level of hell is this?

(via paralleluniverse666)

zarb:

“I think part of the reason why we hold so tight is because we fear something so great won’t happen twice”

— unknown (via hatin)

I found the most amazing thing at a thrift store today

breadwitch:

This guy!  He was only 59 cents which was so worth finding out what exactly it was

He looks like a new friend to me

more potential new friends!

!!!!!!

he came with this package I wasn’t sure what to expect

I definitely didn’t expect 2 of the tiniest glowsticks

tiny glowsticks for a tiny rave

so I figured out you’re supposed to put the glowsticks inside him

cute friend

best friend

(via girl-atrest)